I only have high quality leads coming in the top of my funnel

I love this one #faceoff

he told me when you google commodofication of desire an article he wrote is the top result to get in my pants and it worked

I’m raising my hand to contribute to Mozilla! @startmozilla tell me how I can join you to help protect the open web. #QA1

laughter is the best medicine but acid is a close second

I’m raising my hand to contribute to Mozilla! @startmozilla tell me how I can join you to help protect the open web. #QA1

She's like an HR story waiting to happen

it'll blow you right out of your mind

unseasonably warm weather is gods way of saying she likes your slutty costume

testing new hypothesis: as CEO fuckability increases, venture capital increases, and months until startup fails to hit rev targets decreases

testing new hypothesis: everyone who did acid in high school/ college has high-paying job in tech sector now

she's like an HR story waiting to happen you know

Artists charging Zara for the doodles they posted on Instagram is like Elmo charging tourists for photos.

If you want to make money, make money. If you want to make art, make art. If you want to do both, figure out how.

it would be different if you had never learned how to see but you should not overcome your inclination to see

this liquid kitten is the lichen to my pine tree, is the bar of congealed chocolate to the bottom of my backpack

you have to start from where you are you can't start from where you want to be

the best way for you to not care what he's thinking is to not know what he's thinking and btw you don't

existence is much simpler than you think it is

it's not coastal northeastern but it's not not coastal northeastern