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na16.ourrelationship.com says: Are you sure?


our sandbox date was pretty great

let's push this to production


dude

if you're not going to respect my double quotes as text modifiers

I'll cancel this import right now and go map my fields manually


my tombstone will say: An Unusually High Number of Page Views Was Detected

everyone at my funeral will have to do a CAPTCHA


elbow deep in <sup> tags bitch


%%[IF alarm == 1 THEN]%%

[sex AND shower]

%%[ELSEIF alarm == 2 THEN]%%

[sex OR shower]

%%[ELSE]%%[late to work]

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this is just my clearweb playground

later we can beer the house down


style bloggers be all lauding rapacious emulation and shit


my dreams are made of API calls but I visualize them alphanumerically so I'm probably not a robot

because robots dream in binary right


now hit ignore next to where it says critical update


you don't have to like me you just have to natively integrate your conversion data into my dashboard


minimum viable pants


new from google: candy hearts, but not candy and not hearts, 

pay-per-conversion serifed sentiments stamped directly onto souls


ERROR circular dependency detected


your product pages are high if they think these upsell modules can be integrated tastefully


seeking venture capitalist who goes by "angel investor" for convo about how he "rescued" his pedigree dog from the pet store on Madison


?utm_campaign=regret&utm_medium=psychosexual&utm_source=you


I "think outside the box," which is why my next ppt slide has a picture of a box with me outside of it


offering me more money to execute it doesn't make your idea less stupid


saying a satellite "triangulates" your position is an earth-centric microaggression

bc a 4th coordinate points either to earth or into space


UPS the USB

Text me the encryption key