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na16.ourrelationship.com says: Are you sure?

our sandbox date was pretty great

let's push this to production

dude

if you're not going to respect my double quotes as text modifiers

I'll cancel this import right now and go map my fields manually

my tombstone will say: An Unusually High Number of Page Views Was Detected

everyone at my funeral will have to do a CAPTCHA

elbow deep in <sup> tags bitch

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[sex AND shower]

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[sex OR shower]

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this is just my clearweb playground

later we can beer the house down

style bloggers be all lauding rapacious emulation and shit

my dreams are made of API calls but I visualize them alphanumerically so I'm probably not a robot

because robots dream in binary right

now hit ignore next to where it says critical update

you don't have to like me you just have to natively integrate your conversion data into my dashboard

minimum viable pants

new from google: candy hearts, but not candy and not hearts, 

pay-per-conversion serifed sentiments stamped directly onto souls

ERROR circular dependency detected

your product pages are high if they think these upsell modules can be integrated tastefully

seeking venture capitalist who goes by "angel investor" for convo about how he "rescued" his pedigree dog from the pet store on Madison

?utm_campaign=regret&utm_medium=psychosexual&utm_source=you

I "think outside the box," which is why my next ppt slide has a picture of a box with me outside of it

offering me more money to execute it doesn't make your idea less stupid

saying a satellite "triangulates" your position is an earth-centric microaggression

bc a 4th coordinate points either to earth or into space

UPS the USB

Text me the encryption key