The Juicy Couture Reversible Fur-Lined Hoodie

IMPLICATIONS FOR THE CORNELL COMMUNITY

Historically, that is, before today but post-prehistory, iconic histrionics lining jackets with lined pockets had cost less to manufacture than the social signal obvious. Soft tactile faced outwardly.

Now, boasted nametag visceral inverts the superficial to a personal-less-noticed that precocious epicureal will question ever worn reverse with outside lush and in perverse. Now, showy fashion fluency un-tantamount to tangible which evidences luxury.

Show’s proxy, fur proximity, announces with coy secrecy same membership told socially as fur coats have historically. Those last year labeled largely in long-distance visibility compress the same identity in tiny metal logo letters hanging from a zipper zipped but upper inch with eruditely prudence at once trendy and posthumous.

Is gourmandizing bunnies yet to un-mean femininity? No role-reverse analogy to coincide with goes inside, with welcoming informantry retraining mates potential in discerning differentials with respect to sex credentials manifest in fitness symptoms now including dress alluding more than carcasses protruding.

Which would nakedness if wasting less of upper hide, skin covered by, at least the same afforded sordid canned fur hand turned backwards asking show me any holes sewn and I’ll you a coat reversible. Conformity of merit leads to overlapped aesthetics if two-sided zipper handgrip updates vintage fur inherits. Rabid pageantry of feral quadrangle elite competing with starvation, fucking, territory conquest, that is, fashion foreground contest.

Scornful timing of fur clandestine and abject meaning mystified responding to farm office shipping off to bigger boxes branded Popular Generic begged of Juicy Esoteric signifiers from inside. With the natural fiber buried and the outer synthesized, prides most subtly precautious god gifts timelessly non-product, charged inadequately bountiful, deficiently remarkless, flaws imparted manually and by instruction of. Pre-premetatated mediated media contrived with honed ability unknown before civility when broad and dense presumably determined fur decorum absent formalized form formulas forefronting furry forums. Continuous hostility romanticized despite design du jour de jure prescribed. Prescribed design is murder!

And the message: special knowledge. Sticky demographic content linking visual associates by type of trademark counterfeit. Sweats product hype, not unaware of fashion semiotics type, communications major in appearance.
With affiliations prominent obnoxious whether cognizant or in routine forgotten. And calls business meretricious the new casual lust viscous, an explosion at the archetype emporium. Spring Psychotic Break '08! Said best up-dressed be-sweatsuited! Long-sleeve, cotton/poly "Laud Rapacious Emulation" ($60) reads successfully vend hunger for profligacy. Indulged out of brutality, that is, absolved as missionaries.

Wearing, in suggesting death offensiveness contested, counter-protests, heartfelt no-kill boycott cardiac arrests.
Hardly ostensible defensible against red-handedness incensed more sensible and feels it less intensely, still, than hedoness invincible.

Written for: Hugh Hayden, Awkward Publications
Audio Produced by: Kirby Fowle
2007

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